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Far be it from me to be so vain, but I like white teeth. I also like Coke products, so those two don’t mix so well. As you can see from the equation above, I found a little old-time secret that works, and no I don’t make any money off of this. There seems to be some of that going around lately on the Internet.

Buy some strawberries, you only need one normal strawberry. In fact, if you are a drinker, order an extra strawberry from the bartender and do this in the bar’s bathroom for virtually free! You will also need some baking soda. I found a box at Target for $0.50, so I imagine it can be found for cheaper at Wal Mart.

Brush your teeth with normal toothpaste first. This will help to get the initial gross off of your hulls. Next, mash the strawberry in to a thick paste with a fork and add a teaspoon of baking soda to it. Continue mixing until it looks like the inside of roadkill (seriously it looks and tastes pretty awful!) Put that unholy mix on a toothbrush (preferably one you’ll throw away as seeds stick to the brush pretty badly). Brush the mix in to your teeth for a minute or so and leave it on for five minutes. After what seems like an eternity, spit out that junk and brush your teeth again with normal toothpaste.

The science was laid out in a dental journal I lost the link to (sorry) but it has the same side effects as normal whitening does. That can include sensitivity and other stuff as well. Teeth whitening should only be done once every quarter to reduce those side effects. I had no problems whatsoever afterwords, and my wife was very impressed with the results. She told me she had a ‘better luck next time’ speech already prepared, but didn’t get to use it. I’m sure she’ll find an excuse soon enough.

So I just got selected to try out new xbox live features including Facebook, Twitter, and Last.fm integration. Here is a review. Read the rest of this entry »

So if you have been following news from Kevin Register.com, I have some good news and some bad news. First I created a brand new blog! Bad news is all of the old stuff got deleted! This was a database issue related to my old host, but I managed to take back a handful of things and moved to a new provider. This site is powered by Wordpress and will be more of a blog. Feel free to write comments and everything. I know many of you are shocked to see me use Wordpress as a platform when I advocate using ExpressionEngine all the time, but I find it is a lot nicer to use the Wordpress back end and that makes me write more (which could be a bad thing I guess…)

At any rate, I hope you enjoy this and comment often, in fact, why not get started today by commenting below!